This is how much money I owe my parents:

[Disclaimer.]

To be completely fair, this doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of the amount of money I really "owe" my parents. All of the expenses of raising me aside, even now, as I live on my own, my parents are still graciously taking care of college payments, and incidentally, cell phone payments. So... This isn't the full story, but this is a record of the things I SHOULD have payed for since moving to New York. Someday, parents...someday.
 

$1206

 
1
2/1/09
$650
One month's rent.
2
4/15/09
$550
Taxes owed to IRS, for 2008.
3
6/25/09
$7
Iced coffee, apricot and macadamia bar, bagel with peanut butter.
4
6/26/09
$11
Chicken parmesan sandwich, bag of chips, two china colas (one cherry), seltzer.
5
6/27/09
$6
Two slices of pizza.
6
6/28/09
$7
Cup of coffee and an awesome grilled cheese sandwich.
7
7/22/09
$20
Internet pizza and 2 cokes.
8
7/23/09
$4
Iced coffee and donut.
9
7/23/09
$8
2 slices bad pizza, 2 fountain sodas.
10
7/24/09
$4
Iced coffee bacon sandwich.
11
7/24/09
$54
Brunch and then everyone else's brunch, to give me cash to walk around with.