Not Safe For Work

Material that is NSFW 90% of the time indicates the presence of female nipple. 5% of the time it indicates some other naked body part, and the remaining 5% is split among all of the other various subject matters and activities one can get in trouble for paying attention to at work. These include, but are not limited to:

Graphic violence, sports scores, facebook, myspace, fantasy football, really large (as in size on screen) racism/sexism/otherism, anything suspected to have some sort of weird gross virus or spyware or any of the other things PC users have to worry about, most animated gifs, drugs, flash games of any kind.

Also, to clarify, there are some potentially offensive things that do NOT qualify as being NSFW:

Swear words. No one should be constantly reading over your shoulder at work. If you have to be two feet or closer to read it, it's not a danger.

Any kind of offensive, loud, or distracting audio. Honestly, if you don't have headphones at work, and still have your sound turned on, you deserve to be ridiculed by your co-workers and maybe fired. Audio is totally safe.

Typically, material that is NSFPC can be accessed at work, when generally alone. But, material that is NSFW must be accessed at home, or in a private computing situation equivalent to home. This rules out libraries and internet cafes. Unless you're super-desperate.

Cause sometimes you get super-desperate.